February 14, 2010
8:00 pm	to	10:00 pm

Froduce hosts the improv

Finding yourself alone once again this Valentine’s Day? This year, instead of crying yourself to sleep while eating that oversized box of chocolates you bought for yourself, come celebrate your failed relationships with night of comedy, drink specials, giveaways and random makeouts.

6pm: STORYTELLING – Screwed: Stories of Relationships that Never had a Chance
Think your dating life sucks? We’ll one-up you.
With: Eugene Ashton-Gonzalez, Erik Bergstrom, Selena Coppock, hosted by Whitney Meers

7pm: STANDUP – Awkward First Date
See standup comedians do relationship material, then watch them squirm as we try to set them up with audience members. Prizes for all successful matches!
With: Rojo Perez, Ali Wong, Jason Saenz, hosted by Matt Ruby

8pm: IMPROV – Froduce Presents: We’re All Really Upset We Are Alone on Valentine’s Day
Improvised love stories that end in misery and divorce… just like real life!!!
With: Rural Juror, Wizard Sleeve, Rubin, The Harem, Garamond, hosted by Froduce

10pm: THE BREAKUP
Standup / improv / anything goes, with free pornos, sex toy giveaways and other fun stuff.
With: Boris Khaykin, Amber Nelson, Eddie Brawley, Nick Turner, Tom McCaffrey (debuting his slammin’ new song), hosted by Whitney Meers

DRINK SPECIALS: Young’s Chocolate Stouts are $2, Godiva chocolate martinis are $8, and Cocksucking Cowboy shots (Bailey’s and butterscotch Schnapps) are $4.

HEARTBREAK KARAOKE DOWNSTAIRS! Hosted by Mr. Valentine himself, Rick Conti!