No Smoking Katie!!
Little Katie Cunningham quit smoking!

No longer will she be dying 7-10 years earlier than she was when she smoked. Her lungs will breathe the fresh, clean, smog filled air of NYC. But without smoke!!!
So congrats to her!

Froduce will play at Broadway Comedy Club’s The City on Sunday September 28th at 8pm.
We will opening up for sketch group Rhoda and Adam and Trevor Show!!
Check out Facebook event page for more info
Check out facebook!!!

Excited about Romance
James has written a romance novel.

 
Unbeknownst to all, including James, in 2002 James wrote a romance novel titled HER SECRET AFFAIR / THE M.D. MEETS HIS MATCH.
 
Don’t believe?
Check out http://romancereaderatheart.com/contemps/authorsJames1.htm
 
It’s about half way down the page. Under James-Ferrarella.
 
Unfortunately for James he has recieved no compensation for writing the book he doesn’t remember.

Katie likes to lick her beer glasses.
Katie is busy
Some might say that this is strange.
 
While others would say…. um…. the same thing.
 
But what they don’t realize is….bwwaataandaaa.
 
What are you still here?

Vincent is that creepy guy on the subway.
Creepy
As young children we are told to avoid those men who stare upcomfortably at you.

Well that is Vincent and he has it down to an art.
It’s so much of an art that he makes grown adults uncomfortable with just a look.

Vince's Victims
Vince on the subway, uncomfortable for everyone [...]

Too Many people do not like to be flashy and would rather just go with the parade.
Not Froduce! We support the most flashy and grandiose, just as long as they are sunglasses!

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Froduce Light is stylin and profiling!!!!

September 5th 8:30pm at Gotham City Improv. 48 West 21 Street Floor 8. (map here)
It’s us  hosting an improv show, so everyone is really excited.
Madam & The Sample Platter will join us.
Visit Sample Platter’s Website at www.thesampleplatter.com
Click link of Gotham City Improv Sign for our offical show page!
Check out our Facebook event page and RSVP if you’re coming!

There is not anything better than to go into a random establishment and order: LONG ISLAND ICE TEAS. It is the backbone of our American freedoms and a central message of Froduce.
Long Island Ice Tea
 
According to Wikipedia:
A Long Island Iced Tea is a highball made with, among other ingredients, vodka, gin, tequila, and rum. A [...]

Vincent steals clothes from fat people.
Vince likes BIG clothes
 
At night Vincent masquerades around as a burglar and steals clothing from fat men.  It makes him feel larger.
You might not be able to tell from this photo but Vincent is only 110 pounds.
 
 
Vince stole all his clothes
The fat people do not like it.
 
Next time you see [...]

Little Katie always looks pouty.
Evidence below:

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No Smoking Katie!!

Nuff  Said