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Eugene Presents: Politics

Friday, November 7th, 2008

Things I Promised Myself I Would Do If Obama Won The Election That Have Come Back to Haunt Me:
1. Grow an Abe Lincoln Beard
2. Remove the “Yes We Can” tattoo from my stomach
3. Get the American Flag I had tattooed on the small of my back that I had altered into a bloody meat [...]

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