Vince Hates….

Vince
In the category of people Vince hates, none fall higher than Vince.

 
 
Vince! You’ve earned Vince’s Hate, so watch out!

Katie cures your hangover with…
HEAD ON!
Head on, apply directly to the forehead.  Head on, apply directly to
the forehead.  Head on apply directly to the…
Head on, your commercial makes me want to find out who does your
advertising, find their address, take the subway there, ask who the AE
is on the account, go back outside, get a [...]

Vince Hates….

Hataz
Hataz can be one of any number of four things.
1. Hataz, the king of Axum circa 575 CE
2. Hataz carts
3. Hataz leather, used to make jackets.
4. Hataz or haters, slang for negative people.

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Either way, Hataz in all incarnations: [...]

It’s the end of the year.
And the Top Ten Things I Didn’t do this year  that were part of my 2008 New Year’s Resolutions:
1. Move out of the Attic I currently reside in.
2. Find an independent source of icome.
3. Quit smoking
4. Let go of previous relationships/Move on
5. Get into a meaningful relationship
6. Get a suit.
7. Infest [...]

Sometimes when you aren’t the only one involved in a conversation, you get involved in going back and forth with words, trying to decipher what means what to whom.
In our wonderful language of English, we all seem to speak a lot of the same words, and often do not communicate the thought we have in [...]

Roboisms- A Collection of Thoughts and Questions about Life, by James Robilotta
Roboism #2
 

 
Are pornstars in labor for shorter periods of time then normal women?

Vince Hates….

Earnest Couples With Matching Sweaters

You’ve earned Vince’s Hate, so watch out!

 
BRUNCH!
This is personally my favorite way to cure a hangover.  The quintessential rule to follow at brunch is YOU MUST DRINK.  If you’re not drinking, then it’s breakfast, not brunch.  I don’t care if it’s 3 in the afternoon and you are eating eggs benedict.  If there’s no alcohol on the table, it’s breakfast. 
I have [...]

Roboisms- A Collection of Thoughts and Questions about Life, by James Robilotta
Roboism #1
 

 
Shouldn’t the word “dictionary” be easier to spell?

Things I Promised Myself I Would Do If Obama Won The Election That Have Come Back to Haunt Me:
1. Grow an Abe Lincoln Beard
2. Remove the “Yes We Can” tattoo from my stomach
3. Get the American Flag I had tattooed on the small of my back that I had altered into a bloody meat [...]